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Monday, December 18, 2006

The Last anti-Bushite Rant

Tim Seidl, Kathy Bisbee and Doug Pomeroy all sent the same list, and we are grateful:

(On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush.
1/20/09: End of an Error
That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway.
Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First
If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time.
Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant
Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight
America : One Nation, Under Surveillance
They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It
Which God Do You Kill For?
Cheney/Satan '08
Jail to the Chief
Who Would Jesus Torture?
No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?
Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap
So Many Christians, So Few Lions
Bad president! No Banana.
We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language
We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them
Buck Fush
Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood
Is It Vietnam Yet?
Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either
Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
Frodo Failed. Bush Has the Ring.
Impeach Cheney First
Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out, Too
When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century.

I suppose we're grateful in that we don't have to parse any differences....

At any rate, the Ace of Hearts has fallen. Along with him, those laid low include the Ace Spades--Rove; Ace Clubs--Rumsfeld; the Kings of Spades--DeLay, Hearts--Jeb, and Diamonds--Frist; Queens Foley (diamonds) and Mehlman (spades--OK, Mehlman left honorably); Jacks Feist (clubs) and Santorum (spades). Our War deck has left only the face cards for Cheney (A of D), Queens Barbara Bush and Condi Rice (Hearts and clubs), and Jacks Alberto Gonzalez, hearts, and Mitch McConnell, diamonds.

The King of Clubs spot (the hidden person in the military-industrial complex 2nd-most responsible for the Iraq fiasco after Dick Cheney), I'd have to say belongs to George Tenet (down and out), though others would see in the face the images of Perle, Wolfowitz, Krauthammer, Kristol, etc. Anyway, the whole suit has turned and is working for the anti-Bushite banner now. That's why this has to be the last rant. We're moving on.

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